Thursday, 21 May 2020

A Sexy Poem

I'm writing a sexy poem
But it's not easy at all
With my neighbour banging his tool
Against my living room wall

From the noise I must assume
He has an enormous drill
But the only vibrations I can feel
Are not giving me any thrills

Oh I wish he would shut up
I could concentrate then
He's ruining the creation of
A sex god coming through my pen

I just need to drift to a fantasy
And not be wide awake
But once I'm there my sexy god
Needs tablets for a headache

The buzzing is driving me bonkers
I'm nearly close to tears
I want to hear sensual whispers
Not sanding in my ears

So thank you D I Y'er
I've put my pen back on the shelf
And my sexy god has disappeared
To go and play with himself!

copyright 2020 carol ann lewis




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